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What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do Japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer