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What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Condom-Mints

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When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What do Japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire