Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.