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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright