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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.