Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Previous Random Joke Next

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.