Asian Jokes

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What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do you call a baby panther?

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians