Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

You might also enjoy:

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.