Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.