What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.