Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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