Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.