Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

Asian Man Jokes More Asian Man Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.