Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries?

A bramble bee!

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Naruto Jokes More Naruto Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.