Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.