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Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.