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Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Love

Love

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!