Chinese Man Jokes

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Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Pet Cat Jokes More Pet Cat Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Ching Chong Jokes More Ching Chong Jokes

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant