Its his name.
Press pray.
To get laid.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Tooth hurty
I can't bereave it!
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
There was no reaction
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Til infinity.
They were all petrified.
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
They're two-tired.
Because it was 'two-tyred'.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
Punny ones
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
