Chinese Man Jokes

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.