Chinese Man Jokes

Its his name.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Just China be funny.

To get laid.

A clothes hanger.

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

I can't bereave it!

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Get another one to yell BINGO

Amadeus Vult!

Give her the dong.

He's looking over his shoulder

Those are the wrong Sais.

They both can't ride a bike.

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Because he's shellfish!

A crustacean.

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Chinese Man Jokes

How Long is a Chinese man?

Your Age Is Only Math

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

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