Chinese Man Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Oven Mitt Jokes More Oven Mitt Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)