Chinese Man Jokes

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.