How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters