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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.