How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal