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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen