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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.