How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.