How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!