Slow down and grab some lube!!
Slow down and use some lube
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
To stop a kid napping.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Homeless.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
