How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.