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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him