When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.