When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
You start as a billionaire
A Dell.
Hillary got off Scott-free.
A Moles Royce.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.