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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Jose can you see.....

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Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.