When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
Depresso
Because tea leaves.
I need some space.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
Depends on the size of the pieces.