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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.