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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.