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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in