Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.