Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.