Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.