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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.