Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.