Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.