Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.