Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.