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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.