Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.