Because he was Snowden.
A peg leg.
A condescending con descending.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Be sharp or Be flat.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
He brought the wrong carrion.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
It stares.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Air conditioning.
Step one Step two Step three
A Brazilian dollars.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Parabolems?
Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V
They only ever have carrion baggage.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!
Because 7 8 9 A
Cause he was snowden.
Edward.
Because he ate his carrion.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Alaska
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
