Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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