The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Wizz Air
Alaska
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Stone.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
Chicago
Da Beers
His surname
A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
I can clearly see "you're" nuts....
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
They both think they can fly.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Air conditioning.
Urinate
