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Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.