The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Wizz Air
Alaska
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
A Brazilian dollars.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A witch in a garbage can.
They are powered by turban engines.
These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
High Seas Dead People
A cruise
