Airline Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Airline Food Jokes More Airline Food Jokes

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Malaysia Airlines Jokes More Malaysia Airlines Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?