Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!