Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead