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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!