Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.