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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight