Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?