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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!