Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.