Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Gutterfingers!
She had a ball
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
They can't control their pupils.
Because they were Miners...
When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
The www.izard of Oz.