Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
He only had one pupil.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Because she ran away from the ball!
Well man it's been reel.
Would you pull that crap with a net?