Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Because it's not Adele

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!