Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!