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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!