Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)