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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark