Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!