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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark