Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
A nervous wreck.
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
ROBOT: twitch, spark
Kappatalism!
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Piers Morgan.
Because it's white and settles on their land.
The car salesman knows he is lying.
Annette!
Photos-in-the-seas!
Sea it and Wave
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
A milkshake.
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Electro cute
Electro
