Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Kappa Jokes More Kappa Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Spasm Jokes More Spasm Jokes

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"