Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Bladder Problem Jokes More Bladder Problem Jokes

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Kappa Jokes More Kappa Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Streaming Site Jokes More Streaming Site Jokes

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu