Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's a cow no legs?

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Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major