Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.