Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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To give the ants a chance.

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One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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A Mars-upial

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It was time to split.

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