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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.