Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin