Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure