Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.