Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!