Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!