Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

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