Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!