He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
He always came on time.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
R/explainlikeimfive
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
You can't tuna fish.
Patty O'Furniture
Mary J O'Blige
Chicken Tinders.
Compound interest
I love the pokey, mon.
Lemon
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.
They had pith helmets.
