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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood