What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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