Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!