Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Give her a couple of test tickles...

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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The Wii hours of the morning.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.