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Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.