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Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Effort Jokes More Effort Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.