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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit