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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves