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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves