Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.