Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.