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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.