Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.