Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest