Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.