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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.