Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!