Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!