To prove that he was framed!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A counter spy.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
He goes up the wall!
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
Too many frames.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
A MUGshot.
A Cellfie.
Burglars don't knock!
Cooking times.