Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)