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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!