Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway