Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.