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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Cellfie Jokes More Cellfie Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie