Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

You might also enjoy:

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.