Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.