Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.