Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k