Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.