Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.