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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.