Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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I'll show myself out.

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He had a loco-motive.

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He had loco motives.