Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"