Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Dance Floor Jokes More Dance Floor Jokes

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"