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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.