What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!