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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!