What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!