What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!