What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Where do fish sleep?

In a river bed

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!