What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.