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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "