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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.