What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Defiance Jokes More Defiance Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.