What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!