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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!