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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!