What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.