What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.