What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!