What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!