What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!