What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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A stole.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!