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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!