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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!