What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!