What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99