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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings