A stole.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Robber ducks.
A-CAW!
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
A thiefdom.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
