What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.