What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!