What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.