What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!