A stole.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Because he had my grains
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
Aziz, I'm sorry.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
I'm at your service ma'am.
