What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.