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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Kissing strangers.

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Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.