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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.