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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.