Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.