Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.