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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Hella. How long does it take them Days.