How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella