How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!