How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

Thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!