How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!