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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!