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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation