How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Hella.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.