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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.