Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian