She is allergic to nuts.
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Because they rain supreme.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
A Brazilian
Cashew
