Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.