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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.