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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.