Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.