Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.