Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.