Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!