What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.