Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!