Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
It was udder destruction.
Rare.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
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