Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
The hip replacement guy. /dad
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Because he was smooooooooth
Dairy air
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
The punchline
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...