Well Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.