Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Complaint Jokes More Complaint Jokes

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow