Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

3 Hole Jokes More 3 Hole Jokes

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Little Jimmy Jokes More Little Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.