Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Well, well, well
My ex wife.
Nothing, you've already told her.
Lucy
McDownloads!
They think they are in a pickle.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
He had his reservations.
A peeping tome.
Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*
Depressing. **crickets**
To the sturgeon
Because of all the seaweed.
